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If Tumblr Was A City
- Hipsters: Would live in lofty towers high above the commoners
- Potterheads: Would run book shops and wand shops and enjoy their fun
- Sherlockians: Would run the police force
- Whovians: Would be lost in space and time somewhere?
- Shia LaBeouf Fans: Would make everyone else be afraid to enter the woods alone at night
- Homestucks: Would be a terrible street gang split into factions; gunning other ships down and anyone who got in their way
- Once-lings: Would be the creepy hippies who live in the park
- Supernatural: Would work in a garage filled with salt.
- Avengers: Would be running around in tight, spangly outfits playing trading card games.
- Submas: Would run and live in the subway systems.
- Hetalians: Would rule the country the city was in.
- Mass Effect fans: Would run the space station.
- Yu-Gi-Oh! Fans: Would inflict Penalty Games on the Avenger fans for stealing their gimmick of trading card games
- The World Ends With you fans: Would go around either killing people or running the reapers game with innocent unaware hipsters
- Yume Nikki fans: Would never come out of their houses/apartments. but if they did, it was for a second to get some damn air.
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- Girl 1: likee for a truth iss <3
- Girl 2: you're such a fucking bitch and you're such an attention whore. go die.
- Girl 3: like da pic, not da link ;*
- Girl 4: going to da mall with the wifey's! hmuuu
- Girl 5: going out drinking tonight with da best. #yoloswagfordays
- Me: *logs off*
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